Week 3 Rumor Mill

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TEAM RUMOR

The Thunder's GM's name is spelled Bin. Bin lives in Adelaide.

With Cov in, Tucker is available for a guard...Anyone looking for a true defender

Haydo says Hey yo! Everyone is available!

Exhibit A: how to quickly turn from ring contender to draft contender.

Justin is Lucy. Klay is the football V2.

Justin is Lucy. Klay is the football.

Badwolf unable to bolster the big men on his bench. Are league GMs wising up to his devil bargains?

JWalk has been licking his chops for this moment ever since whiffing on him during free agency...

Sixers like their donuts Hornet and Thunder-flavored.

"It took me a shorter time to recover from THIS!" GM Penny busts out gruesome surgery photos when he learns star KD will be out again next week.

Pistons' GM Justin's name reportedly found after foot fetish website user purge. His future with team in jeopardy?

Heat planning on using these next couple of weeks to determine availability of their point guards.

Though Titles is trying his best to gaslight us otherwise, Blazers starting off a rough season with a 1-8 record.

Are the Clips the true favorites in the West? Depth over star power?

Sometimes I mix up the GS and WAS GMs.

Sometimes I mix up the WAS and GS GMs.

GM Rootsey still kicking himself for passing on that Bojan trade.

Atlanta GM has been mysteriously MIA lately. Could the diapers and crib in his office be a clue as to why?

The Celtics are trying to hold on to the edges before the season slips away. Hopeful that George, and Jonas come back next week and turn things around.

GM Carlspackler looking like genius for letting Derrick Jones Jr. walk away.

GM Digga gaslights fans into believing team's loss didn't occur.

Nets lux tax so high it breaks team calculator. How much exactly will Wizkid owe at Week 20? It's a mystery!

GM Greenmig posted photos of past Championship rings on Twitter lately. Like when Barack Obama was in office. For the first term.

New GM biding his time before dismantling his team? #allnewgmsdoitsowecantwe?

Awfully quiet (still) in Houston.

Pels 3-4 start have some fans questioning future-mortgaging deals.

Injuries eating Wolves alive. Hopefully GM Jonathan is keeping at least 6 ft away from all team personnel for his own safety.

GMs petition Spurs GM Leeroy not to quit in the wake of his brother's departure.

Memphis GM has a new enemy: GM Badwolf's kids.

GM Darko relishing elder NLL statesman role. Schooling newer GMs on the finer points of the site's intricate technological ins and outs.