Week 18 Rumor Mill

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TEAM RUMOR

Countdown to clinching begins.... can we hold off the Rockets?

Pels to change their name to Ambulances with the continual number of injured players on roster.

Lakers clinch playoffs.

Clippers have hired a nanny and a driver for their players, since most still aren't even legal drinking age.

Tobias Harris showing Sheed that Blake Griffin could be expendable!

Could Skal break into rotation?

Spurs GM seen streaking in the quad, reenacting scenes from Old School.

VT puts team on auto pilot and goes on vacation....must be nice

New GM still learning about the site. Hopefully he can find the email and submit buttons.

GM has vowed to stay at the foot of K Por's bedside until he can suit back up.

GM Wiz disappears for days. Some say he's in mourning after trading Boogie away.

Chriss dominating the month of March in the NBA! What will his NLL raiting jump to ?

Congrats to Klemm on his new bundle of joy!

Luol Deng is healthy but was shut down by the Warriors for the rest of the season !

With OKC slowing their charge towards second seed and with the Pacific division wrapped up do the Kings think about resting Melo?

We would like to congratulate GM Klemm on his new arrival.

Hassan Whiteside suffered hand laceration that will require 13 stitches.

James Harden: "I'm a hooper. I just want to hoop. I'll rest when I'm done."

The corpse of the Boston Celtics clinch a fourth consecutive playoff berth; each season of the JMAC era. Can they be more than playoff fodder?

Nuggets have reset their aspirational goal this season to reach 42 wins

GM Klemmelo passes responsibilities for the week onto his assistants due to the coming arrival of his third child :D

Speculation swirling that Kris Dunn is trying to shoot his way out of Toronto

The Hawks would try to tank with young guys, but the vets say "we got this"...

Its about finding an identity and a rhythm for next season now

Man my guys are old: AVG age: 149.4 years

Cavs are expecting allot more rests between now and end of the season. I think this may have a bearing on who wins the East.

Kings GM calls out Reggie over the weekend bluntly stating "He needs to be more aggressive... He needs to do more."

GM Darko says best case scenario for Wizards would be to end season with 40 wins.

Bulls want to get to 41 Wins. Only 4 more to go

Suns GM seen hanging out near bridges